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Robin Mulvihill's avatar

Darling - any plans this evening?

No - why?

Fancy watching the ‘Camilla Tominey’ show on something called GB News?

I’m actually suddenly very very busy going through my shite for nuts, would you like a divorce?

Mic Wright's avatar

If your spouse is a regular GB News viewer -- for fun -- then divorce IS the only option. I have a special exception due to professional suffering.