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Feb 15Liked by Mic Wright

But what I want to know, Mic, is whether U-2 are U or Non-U? And, while I'm here, what about the Lockheed U-2? Or for that matter the metal with atomic number 92?

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Feb 15Liked by Mic Wright

Oswald Moseley marrier 😆

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Quite enjoyed the spectacle of Dodgy Dave going round boasting to his cronies about the money he was going to make from Greenswill.

Dead common.

And off the scale non-U.

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Pancake Day in the year of our lord 2024 (if that’s not too vulgar) saw the arrival in our nice house of Biscoff in a jar - a narcotic in spread form.

I’m going to say that it qualifies as vulgar, as if I was denied access to it, the consequences would be hideous and too, too much for even Haslam and his sodding cloth.

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U done good, son.

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Years ago i read a book by the now-expired Daily Mail columnist Lynda Lee-Potter called "Class Act: How to Beat the British Class System". It was just pure snobbish bollocks and the only 'advice' I remember was that you can't call yourself upper class unless and until you acquire at least 50 acres of land. Oh yes and I have never used the vulgar words 'serviette' or 'toilet' since ~ it's napkin and loo don'tcha know?

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