Now we will have months of royal watchers (Is there a School of Royal Watchers?) who have had nothing to talk about recently popping up everywhere to talk drivel for hours because they know nothing. MacKenzie has some cheek to sit there and mouth off about the tabloid excesses of the past as if they have nothing do with him.
I’m as concerned about Charles’ illness as I would be about any other person. That is, I would pray for them and for healing, but don’t need to know every single detail. The “we” in these columns is doing a lot of heavy lifting. And the Royal Family should be required to use the NHS to set an example.
All I can think is - Charlie, how's that 'slimmed down monarchy' working out for you? Regretting thinking you didn't need to be polite to your youngest and his wife? It's too late to change the press now...
“…waiting lists are no more tangible a concept than a unicorn tap dancing to the sound of a reanimated Jeffrey Epstein rapping all of Prince Andrew’s alleged crimes on a little stage in the corner of the Woking branch of Pizza Express.” Is a bit of an excessive description but had me in stitches.
Quite distasteful how the hacks are treating a cancer diagnosis as if it's an automatic death sentence. Half of people in the UK who get the " big C " survive at least another 10 years, even with these horrendous waiting lists.
Now we will have months of royal watchers (Is there a School of Royal Watchers?) who have had nothing to talk about recently popping up everywhere to talk drivel for hours because they know nothing. MacKenzie has some cheek to sit there and mouth off about the tabloid excesses of the past as if they have nothing do with him.
I’m as concerned about Charles’ illness as I would be about any other person. That is, I would pray for them and for healing, but don’t need to know every single detail. The “we” in these columns is doing a lot of heavy lifting. And the Royal Family should be required to use the NHS to set an example.
All I can think is - Charlie, how's that 'slimmed down monarchy' working out for you? Regretting thinking you didn't need to be polite to your youngest and his wife? It's too late to change the press now...
Hilarious, Mic. I’ve posted on X asking how such vomit-inducing slobberings get past an editor.
Thank you, Liz.
Great read, hit the fuckers on the head
A vomit inducing, scrounging, tax dodging household
“…waiting lists are no more tangible a concept than a unicorn tap dancing to the sound of a reanimated Jeffrey Epstein rapping all of Prince Andrew’s alleged crimes on a little stage in the corner of the Woking branch of Pizza Express.” Is a bit of an excessive description but had me in stitches.
That's exactly what I was going for!
Winner then but…can I recommend you add - in brackets - I really enjoyed crafting this piece of verbal vomit, I hope you do too -
Quite distasteful how the hacks are treating a cancer diagnosis as if it's an automatic death sentence. Half of people in the UK who get the " big C " survive at least another 10 years, even with these horrendous waiting lists.