Sitemap - 2023 - Conquest of the Useless
The 23 worst columns of 2023, part 3: Festive Shits from the Fetid Five
Most-read in 2023: The Octopus, the Plot, and Other Unwanted Johnsons
The 23 worst columns of 2023, part 2: Cracking up with the soft-boiled eggheads.
The 23 Worst Columns of 2023, part 1: Barbie, backlashes, and the usual bullshit.
Waving a Johnson around in public
Robin and Batman vs. The Deadline of Doom
Piers Morgan Promotions presents... News-o-Mania XXIV
The Free Speech Tsar's Red Top Palace
Starring David Cameron as Dirty Den
Why I've disappeared from Twitter/X
Review: Dorries and the Plot against Reality
Blue Balls: A short history of British Press rage at people who've "Never Kissed a Tory"
Review: Amol and Nick's SmugSodCast
Patrick Bateman for The Financial Times
Tim Stanley files Fourteen Words
Kapow! It's Nick and Amol vs. The News Avoiders
The values of the Arsehole Warehouse
In the shadow of 'The Nude Statesman'
Scary monsters and super-spies
Rashomon remade... with Rory Stewart
Live! Sold out! Unimaginable misery!
A note on The Daily Telegraph and the paranoid style in British newspapers
Columnist Translator: Keir Starmer's 'soft authoritarianism' and TikTok as the devil
Fear And Loathing in Lancashire (Part 2): Any metaphor to escape reality
Fear and loathing in Lancashire, Part One: A weekend at and in Rebellion
Why British newspaper columnists are worse than seagulls
Twenty years on Harrowdown Hill
In search of a DMZ (DeMurdochized Zone)
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E17: Legal Eagle's Nest
"And then came the backlash!" Caitlin Moran in Can Dish It Out... shocker!
Media Studies is vital; PPE is a ‘Mickey Mouse’ degree.
The Assassination of Objective Reality by the Coward Fraser Nelson
The Sun sent the dogs running after Huw Edwards. Now we should chase News UK.
10 more questions for The Sun about its 'BBC presenter' story.
Nine questions that The Sun should answer about its dodgy 'BBC presenter' story
Sunday Night/Monday Warning S2E17: The medium-sized breakfast
So rude! The columnist is surprised...
The NHS is not a question. But the British media wants to make sure it is.
And I got bored when I didn't have a blog/ And so I started a blog, man
Columnist brain (non-fatal but chronic)
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E16: In the Deathstar crèche
The Cockwomble Industrial Complex
The British media is a boneyard
Night/Sunday Warning S2E15: And now we move onto liars...
Don't trust the bastards' reviews of full Technicolor bastard-o-vision
Portrait of the newsletter writer as a sick man + a new music column
Emergency dispatch: Your future as an unperson
Emergency dispatch: Thin blue crime.
Fight! Fight! Fight! … uh… I mean debate.
Night/Sunday Warning S2E14: Debate prep.
A wild ‘no one tells me what to write’
Night/Sunday Warning S2E13: Margaret Thatcher Atari game sent straight to landfill
Introducing... Prominent Corrections.
'A Large Language Model done it and ran away...'
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E12: Dog's dick kicker (no ref. to Lord Austin)
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E11: The Self Prize for Smug Arseholes
Exiting the Vampire's Arsehole
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E10: Conflicting prurient interests
Tony Blair brand blinkers (20-year guarantee)
Bullied Broadcasting Corporation
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E9: Everyone will be Shah for 15 minutes
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E8: Robot parrots don't wanna be too cool
The columnist leaves the court
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E7: League of Shithouses
The bulldog licks its final nettle
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E6: Desired and undesired pathways
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E6: The Clash presents... Cut The Map.
If you appear on TalkTV, you're a collaborator
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E5: "Do you like Tom Verlaine? Is it going to rain today?"*
The word of the day is “strike”
Newspapers keep flushing the BBC's head down the loo; it likes it
Boris and the missile | Marie and the mess
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E4: I coulda been a newsletter writer...
The dubious Zelig behind Talk TV's Ghislaine Maxwell interview
Lord Rothermere in Marie Antoinette drag
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E3:
Clarkson and Coren in the Iron Bank
Concerned looks at the Copa Copaganda
Ask Me Anything (Jan 2023 edition)
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning S2E2: Egg man profiled, goo goo a rube.
CORRECTED: The Sun is a dirty bomb
Harried #4: Monsters Under Review
Harried #3: Pulling dead rabbits from the hat
Harried #2: Close Protection Racket
Saturday Night/Sunday Warning: A weekly miscellany of good things (Series 2, Episode 1)