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The 22 Worst Columns of 2022 (part 2): Same Cuntery for Old Men

22 things I actually enjoyed in 2022

The 22 worst columns of 2022, part 1: The Queen is dead, the columnists survive

A counterstrike by His Majesty's 1st Battalion of Bastards (Volunteer Regiment)

Tactical retreat and the coward Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson's *very* white Christmas

Thin ice

A shower of bastards in search of an audience

The big blue tick congrats circle jerk jamboree

The Haunted House on Race Row

An incitement to get cross

Hard cheese

Kissed off

The Jeremiad of the disreputable Hunt

Hancock's Barf Hour

Shit, Sherlock

Lucan in all the wrong places

Five-star propaganda and vigilante excuses

Jackboots at the despatch box and in the comment section

History repeating on you

It was just a dream!

The '22 scumback special

Trapped in an exhibition match

Paid subscribers thread: Ask me basically anything.

Gilty men

Rupert Murdoch Death Party

Zombie philanderer

A howling tumour

A Notes.app apology government

Shorting shame

A selfie with Starmer

Can you Keir the people sing?

Rebooting the bastard machine

Saluting an empty train

QueueAnon

Mourning sickness

Ignoring the Truss deficit

The new wave of NOTMWTS

Reith Laying Ceremony

An adventure in space, time, and Diana

Paeans to the poisonous Pob

The Rajan principle

Jerry rigged

Off the books

The trial of the trial of Boris Johnson

Rise and (partial) fall of a sofa shagger

The Zapruder film, presented by TalkTV

Forde theatre (closed for repairs)

Hot and unbothered

The property is condemned

Addled minds under the blond sun

Fleet Street's Hot Dog Suit Shortage

Everything sucks

The prurient interest

In the pits of the celebrity profile

Not taking the Mick

Kay Burley's Super Sounds of the 70s

The run around

The jester joins the cabin crew

Mr Rules trapped in the rake factory

'I heart/hate Boris': Allison Pearson is a study in deranged political fandom

The rubber guillotine

Never mind the Bugsy Malone

(they have got away with it)

You're not being strangled....

Amol for The Sun

Like tears in Lorraine

The sum of all Piers

The 'straight' guy

A machine for making last straws

The death of Sunakman

The vandals break the Channel

The ugly will to rule

Fuel me once…

Dislodging the draft(s)

The Captain Renault cosplay festival

Telegraph tank girl origin story

The empty tears of Lord Lebedev

Dr Strangehack

Weekend at Queenie's...

In the shadow of combat granny

In the Mirror, darkly.

"One of us."

Open this for today's newsletter

The view from a no horse town...

Fake Churchill in the culture war rooms

A circle jerk observed

A brief note about this newsletter

Burning down a burgled house

Coren and the convenient silence

Enemies of the party people

'Boris' doesn't exist.

Bodyslamming Boris: Partygate? It's pro-wrestling...

Murdoch's monster movie double feature: 'Olivia' Newton-Dunn and Piers Morgan present Troll Talk TV...

Anna Wintour's haunted moonbase: Condé Nast, 'content' and the dread hand of editorial manifestos...

The ice cold search for gold: Joan Didion and a brutality that journalists celebrate as brilliance