Even with lockdown weight gain, my cleavage is just not good enough to catch the Prime Minister's eye.
But seriously... 13 things I'd do if I had the tits to be Boris Johnson's new press spokesperson
But seriously... 13 things I'd do if I had…
But seriously... 13 things I'd do if I had the tits to be Boris Johnson's new press spokesperson
Even with lockdown weight gain, my cleavage is just not good enough to catch the Prime Minister's eye.