The Daily Mail is a well-oiled machine but you could say the same for most abattoirs
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Yeah, it was a cheap joke but this is a (largely) free newsletter... what do you want from me?
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Show us your papers, etc.
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Or why there is no such thing as "unbiased" journalism.
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... despite the phantom punches and the Neo-Nazi conspiracy theories
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Yeah, that reporter WOULD take weeks to break that story. So what?! This is telly, you goon.
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He's only an actor? So was Ronald Reagan. So is Donald Trump.
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You’d be better off injecting heroin into your aching eyeballs. For legal reasons I’m required to tell you not to do that.
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While it could be another distraction tactic, I actually think they might do this...
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Racist columns are so common that we’re meant to pretend that they’re just ‘analysis’
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... and readers and viewers deserve better
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... I’m sure his Free Speech Union won’t complain about this.
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